In the future the earth will be flat.
No one will be happier than anyone else. No one will be sad.
In the future sex will become a form of greeting.
Men will dress like women, and women will lead our wars.
Clothing will be made of crayon so that
Everyone will always know where everyone else has been.
In the future words will be pronounced backwards.
The letter A will be entirely bnned.
In the future mammals will fly and fish will walk on two legs.
The present will be called the past, and
Everyone will remember how the future was.
They will say, "In the future the earth was round."
No one will live at home.
And we'll all forget.
In the future everybody drove in cars.